Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Parody of Xmas Carol (Winter Wonderland)

Hello kids, are you listening?
In Kiev, things are glistening
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

It began in Chernobyl
But the cloud's goin' global
We all feel just fine We'll sip iodine
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Near the meltdown we can build
a snowman
And we'll name him Andrei or Mikhail
Then we'll sit around and watch him
glow, man
Until we duck the phosphorescent hail

Lots of folks will expire
As they sit by the fire
The stacks will look neat Encased
in concrete
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

La la la, la de da da
La la la, la de da da
La dee da da da La dee da da da
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Gone away is the blue bird
In it's place is a new bird
Two heads and four beaks, it's loud when
it squeaks
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

We can all go have bone marrow transplants
Maybe somehow we will all survive
We'll have lots of fun in chemother'py
When we sport growths in Two O Twenty Five!

Gone away is the sun here
Here to stay is the nuclear
We'll play in the snow We'll laugh and
we'll glow
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

When you glow, ain't it thrillin'
Though you know, that your ill then
We'll light up the nights,
like Christmas tree lights
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

We can all go have bone marrow transplants
Maybe somehow we will all survive
We'll have lots of fun in chemother'py
When we sport growths in Two O Twenty Five!

Gone away is the blue bird
In it's place is a new bird
Two heads and four beaks, it's got
penguin feet
In our Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Soft karaoke
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